"A Staten Island-esque area is not featured in the game as Rockstar Games believes that game play in such an area would not be amusing."

lawlz!

Professor: And what do you think triskaidekaphobia is a fear of?
Guy: Triskets!

Stolen from Suz:

01. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

02. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

03. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album ( Read more... )

Funniest Domino's TV spot ever:

Man's Voice: So...the Domino's lady says we got thirty minutes.

*A woman turns around; she holds a cup of coffee in her hand. She faces a man standing in a doorway with a phone in one hand*

Man: ...you thinkin' what I'm thinkin?

*The woman smiles half-heartedly and nods. The camera switches back to the man, now dressed ( Read more... )

I Am A: True Neutral Elf Bard/Sorcerer (1st/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength-12
Dexterity-10
Constitution-12
Intelligence-13
Wisdom-14
Charisma-13

Alignment:
True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral ( Read more... )

I have random moments of intense desire to organize, and because I am just that bored at work, I've been rechecking, reorganizing and reworking my tags, and I feel like I need one post to clearly identify which each tag means (for my own benefit so I can more definitively tag entries in the future):

• Soul: the easiest to identify, it's whenever I go ( Read more... )

SarcasticSteven: i kinda wanna play bioshock now
SarcasticSteven: and assassin's creed and cod4
SarcasticSteven: and eventually, eventually, i will gank mass effect
loudhearted: HAHAHA yeah okay
loudhearted: maybe, if Im feeling nice
loudhearted:
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• Ive crossed out a good chunk of my summer to-do list, minus some of the more impossible ones (belting "California" seemed cool at that time, and I realized how bad I am with video games, especially since Pokemon had taken over my DS time). It feels awesome--what have I been doing all of June?? I feel like I wasted half my summer doing nothing, and ( Read more... )

Shelly: did you do the IRS 1040EZ form ( Read more... )

Steven: i played the sims very weirdly
Steven: i'd always make the Chu family
Steven: have a husband named Pika
Steven: and a wife named Rai
Steven: and a baby named Pi
Shelly: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Shelly: you should be extremely ashamed of yourself
Shelly: but points for brilliance